Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Less talking, more tequila
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
