the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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