I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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