Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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