Sry I called you an 8
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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