Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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