"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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