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  She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.

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• Wow. She must of slept with one of my exs!!!

  Submitted by irishgal515 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:57am

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• Did I just see this on FML from the viewpoint of the girl?

  Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 23, 10 at 11:24am

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  • Yep.\n\nhttp://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/9642056

    Submitted by skootles on Apr 23, 10 at 12:09pm

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• it happens more often than you might imagine.

  Submitted by bunnie on Apr 23, 10 at 12:27pm

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• Soviet Russia jokes were and are never gonna be funny, until they nuke us

  Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 23, 10 at 3:17pm

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  • For real. It's a sad excuse for humor.

    Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 23, 10 at 4:18pm

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  • They were funny back when the guy telling them was actually trying to make them funny. Now people just think they can do a Russian reversal on anything for a cheap laugh.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 9:29pm

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• If a guy is really small I just deny I ever fucked him!

  Submitted by Bella_Kai on Apr 25, 10 at 7:14pm

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• Ali and Perry.

  Submitted by abeezy on Mar 9, 11 at 6:00am

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• Happened to me too, but I didn't realize it. Apparently it had nothing to do with length, it's all about width. The thinner the needle the less you notice you're being pricked.

  Submitted by lanerdette on Apr 23, 10 at 3:00pm

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• Haha that sucks

  Submitted by surrender9 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:25pm

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• Poor girl. I'm in the same boat. My gyno exam made me bleed more than when I actually lost my virginity. I might as well say "I'm a virgin"

  Submitted by danielleduh76 on Apr 24, 10 at 1:20am

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• In soviet Russia All women are technically virgins because there exists no soviet Russian man meat.

  Submitted by DubT on Apr 23, 10 at 12:54pm

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• Lucky Saint Anthony \n\n(this is a Catch-22 reference)

  Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Apr 24, 10 at 4:07pm

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• this means she never had sex, and is embarrassed to be a virgin. So she says she has done it, but didnt pop her cherry. \nMy friend uses it all the time.

  Submitted by JeSuisFlambeaux on Apr 24, 10 at 3:08pm

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• asian ?

  Submitted by doublemint_xo on Apr 23, 10 at 1:14pm

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• have you finally learned to do all that is necessary?

  Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 23, 10 at 12:22pm

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• Ouch

  Submitted by boatyardboy on Apr 23, 10 at 11:43am

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• Lol, buuuuuuurn mf!

  Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:55pm

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• Lol good one

  Submitted by angeliccaaaa on Apr 24, 10 at 3:31pm

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• Micropenis. Google it.

  Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 23, 10 at 2:59pm

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• Ok meangirls ripoff

  Submitted by bmarsh727 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:59pm

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• In Soviet Russia he is so big she is technically a not a virgin!

  Submitted by kneegrodomis on Apr 23, 10 at 11:38am

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