butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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