can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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