Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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