My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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