would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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