I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dignity is for republicans.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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