What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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