take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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