its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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