i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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