if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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