I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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