you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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