The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize