I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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