i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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