I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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