i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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