But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize
