Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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