Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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