ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
