Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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