So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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