i permit you to call me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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