The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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