That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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