It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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