before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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