The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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