It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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