I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
