I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
