and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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