so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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