Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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