Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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