Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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