I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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