Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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