Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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