I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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