oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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