I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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