I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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