brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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