just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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