We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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