her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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