And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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