So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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